Voluntary work/Smoking in the bus!

I finally have a whole list of shit lined up for next week from Monday to Friday!
So yesterday morning I heard my grandma talkin bout my cousin doing some voluntary work so I thought that it'd be great if I can tag along and at least not stay at home the whole day. Texted my cousin about it and its the Metropolitan YMCA thing.
Can volunteer to help children or the elderly... and some other stuff which includes packing and distributing.
I thought of wanting to join the elderly voluntary group because it'll be so nice if I were to like sit down and chat with them in hokkien.... this will definitely make those grandma and grandpa with special needs happy! But... Idk. I guess looking after kids will be much easier and fun.
Went to the web (http://mymca.org.sg/ COME JOIN ME) to look at some of the holiday camps for children. Was quite interested in some Little Botanist shit and the teaching of simple guitar chords. Told my cousin about it and he told me to go down to the place for the briefing.
So it's official! I'm a bloody volunteer and I'm proud of this shit ROFL (never done any voluntary job before). This also serves as a form of exercise! YES! Fats begone!!! Gonna walk quite a long distance to the bus stop to take the bus to MYMCA so I can lose fats and save 45 cents and the environment!!!! Call me a GREEN GUARDIAN (YUCKS, MOE!!!) hhahahahaahaha.

Going to Johor tomorrow instead of Friday because it's Hari Raya Haji and there's bound to be traffic congestion.


Anyway, something funny happened on the bus back home yesterday. There was 2 Indian men sitting 2 seats infront of me and they were talking really loudly. Then the skinnier one started moving his head really close to the fat one and did some funny hand actions and the fat one was giving him the raise eyebrow look.
The skinnier one then proceeded to soft-punching the fat one is his face. Then I figured that they had something missing up there in the brains.
After talking and talking really loudly, getting everyone to look at them with the STFU expression, I see SMOKE. At first I was wondering where it came from....when the fat one raised his hand and I saw those self-made ah pek kind of cigg in between his fingers. I went like 'SMOKING??? WTF?? sMOKING IN THE BUS? R U SURE?!' Yeah I was sure when I saw aunties holding their hankies, covering their noses. Rofl.
Then I think some dude complained to the bus driver bout it and the bus driver stopped the bus to take the cigg away from them. The skinnier one hauled all kinds of vulgarities at the driver hahaha.
A few mins later 2 SBS Transit officers came up to the bus and warned them about their actions and said 'I can charge you..........' and the skinnier one cut into the conversation by pointing to the lady next to him (she got freaked out) and said "I CAN ALSO SUE HER FOR MOLEST" (IDK what he meant. nobody does). The fat one kept apologising to the officers by showing the -salute- hand sign after the officers got down the bus. The skinnier man, being a nutcase, continued cussing. The fat one was pissed at him and shouted 'sHADDUP LA!' at him.


The bus reached my destination and I alighted.




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Miss List

Miss list number..

1. SITI NUR AFINI! I haven't seen you in agessss miss you double shits :(
2. Zannnneeeeeee too! NVM! Gonna see you soon to pass you your winter clothes :D
3. Ultimate of ultimates - Oli! Don't dance till your knee fall off pls


Events/stuffs for this week - (OWN REF.)
Monday - home.
Tuesday - Jieloon leaving! BYE brudder! Miss you :)
Wednesday - Meeting up with Zanne? Don't forget to watch SG Idol, damn ass
Thursday - home. -.-
Friday - Going to Malaysia. Grounded as in cannot go out with friends la!
Saturday - home. FFFFF
Sunday - home. FFFFFFFFFF



Yeah my holidays. FULL of activities. So full.



BTW my uncle's gonna treat us at idk where idk why but it's for sure the first time he treats us. Confirm some high crass restallren!





Annnnddd.... I like talking to this guy. I think that he's damn cool

What to do during the hols??? Suggestions???

This is fuggin bored I'd rather go back to school. I am currently grounded and I'm not allowed to go ANYWHERE.
YO DOODS but I sneaked out just a few hours ago and my mom knows NOTHING bout it! HAHA SUCK IT!! My grandma helped me (and hopefully she won't threaten to sabotage me in the future). When my mom called and ask where I was, my grandma just replied 'toilet' and my mom believed!
So just now Jieloon and Teng came over (BECAUSE I WAS FUGGIN' GROUNDED AND I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE. SO THEY COME) to do the SS PROJ! BUT! OBVIOUSLY! NOT! PRODUCTIVE! WITH! GALLAS! GASTRIC! AROUND! WOOPS!
So we're gonna meet up again after Fadli and Rio comes back from Malay camp and after Jieloon leaves for Penang. Home sweet home, dude! And don't bloody forget me when you come back HAHAHAHA.

We thought that the proj will be only be sucessfully completed with Rio around so we decided to give up doing it and....








...we watched Jennifer's Body. (In favour of Teng because she have not watched it before)



And JL's already showing his bored actions and expressions during first half of the show - lying and lazing around, his half dreamy/frustrated eyes. I COULD FEEL IT. Then he suggested going to Clementi -.- went there with the permission of my grandma. Walked around, ate cookies, popped by Singtel AND WENt BACK HOME. It was no more than 20 minutes @ Clementi. LAME. Then I had to do the thing I hate the most - travel back home by myself :,(



OK let's see what I can do during the hols...



1. "GET A JOB YOU MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Yeah I tried to. *not gonna bring the previous EXPERIENCE up*

2. "Dude, everybody hangs out with their friends during the holidays!"
Fuck you man, I got grounded. Furthermore, I do not have as much cash as you do.

3. "Maybe watch some TV series on YouTube like 90210, Gossip Girl, etc... Helps to kill time really well"
Will consider.

4. "Go on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube ETC I'm gonna run out of ideas"
I DO.

5. I ran out of ideas. Sian...........






Why the FUCK am I talking to myself?!?







BTW I'M SO GONNA BY THIS. $14.90 wanna buy for me?




THINKING OF BEING GROUNDED I CANNOT MEET FATT AND AIAI DURING DECEMBER ANYMORE AND IT'S LIKE ONCE IN A LIFETIME THING!!!! FML




I hope my cousins don't see this because they might tell the adults that I'm cussing all over on the internet and I will be like. dead. Yo cousins please don't sabotage me

This dude called Gene tagged me on my cbox and I only know one person called Gene in my whole damn life which is my cousin's cousin. If it is really him then it'll be god damn weird :| Right, random.









"SHUT.THE.HELL.UP!!!"

Yo you like my new header pic? It's so hot I'm gonna melt. I have that pair of dunks are you jealous?????




I don't know what to do right now, sigh...




Mixed feelings and emotions..

LOL I am such a deek. Holidays are here and staying at home is soooo.......boring.... Sorry Blogger for saying that Twitter > you. I Am Back.
SO writing all the shits here can help me kill time. And more time when I read what I'mma post over and over again to check if my grammars are correct and if my sentencing is wrong. HAHAHAHAHA. OK sorry if I fail at grammar. Come correct me

Oh yeah I just came back from China on Friday the 13th (NOTHING BAD HAPPENED) and it was............ okay shan't say anything bad bout it publicly (although I did on Twitter rofl). It's just....... dirty.....OOPS and people there r rood.......double oops.


So....


1) Spit everywhere - people spit is spit at roadsides/bushes; they can even do it in the middle of the road! Yucks, country of origin for diseases. I wonder if the government fine their doods for spitting. I guess not. I bet every step and surface area I've walked on on the roads, floors, grounds etc have been spat on AT LEAST 2000 times before (how many times have I said this? hahahha).

2) Rude ttm. I SWEAR THEY ARE EVEN MORE KIA SU THAN SINGAPOREANS!!! But Singaporeans more kia si hahaha. When they chiong into the toilets, they don't care if you're queueing or not. They just stand in front of you and the cubicle doors. Once opened, they don't even give way for the person inside to get out, and just squeeze their way in. WTH?! So urgent meh??? Small bladder? Got pee control problem? Hole too big that urine will flow out by itself? Hmm I think all applies.

3) Not hot women not wearing bra - very disturbing.

4) They call teenage girls Xiao Gu Niang. It gives me goosebumps when the people there call me that lol.

5) Women must all be addressed "Ah Yi", NOT Xiao Jie (Singaporean style). Because Xiao Jie, in China, refers to prostitutes. Zoh kuay eh lor. So what's wrong with this is that it is too difficult to get used to. HAHAHA not like I'm staying there forever

6) 中國 qiang tai zhong le!!! Wo ting bu dong! Bu hao yi si

7) No good looking guys....sorry

8) Cab kana snatched (in a super fucking...... SOMETHING way) I very unhappy lor

9) Nike sneakers too nice. Ta ma de! SG not out yet China already out!

10) FOOD DAMN OILY EW(CH). The triple layered pork there is so porky!


All these shits made me love SG alot more. Serious.


BTW since Winter is nearing, all the shops are selling winter clothes and I only bought myself and my cousin a Nike shirt as well as my mom a Zara top. Bought my aunt Ba Wang shampoo and toothpaste LOL and like 10 bars of Hi-Chew HAHAHAHA

Oh my aunt who went there together with my grandma and I wore the same pair of jeans for 8 days. Cool




Should I work at Mos Burger for JUST $3/hr????????????????? I'm really bored.


Class chalet from Monday to Wednesday. Teng Afini and Zanne are not gonna be there :( but yes at least I have Gernelle! :)





FUCK NO I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE'S THIS SOCIAL STUDIES PROJECT WORK

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!